The story of Kevin

One sparkling morning
a Kevin
dropped

from
the sky-
skateboard in hand.

God caught up
with him
and

asked,
"Kevin, are
you sure you're

not too old
for this
sport?"

Kevin's
reply made
god laugh with

abandon. After God
stopped he
said,

"Kevin,
my dear
human friend, just

because Rachel is
always late
in

writing
you poems
does not mean

that time actually
stops. But
I

admire
your athleticism
so I'll make

you a deal."
That year
Kevin

got
so many
poems from Rachel

that time sped
up for
him.

His
skateboard tricks
wowed all his

friends and he
became the
best

skater
the valley
had ever seen.