Contains adult language

I'd like to write a song about someone having a shitty ass day.  It would be called, Shitty Ass Day.  It would probably be funny because when I get mad it usually makes people laugh, which is wonderful actually.  So this song would be humorous and acoustic since I don't have any electric instruments right now.  I'd sing it staccato and scream out the chorus.  The verses would be pleasant because the whole day wasn't shitty, just parts of it.  It would make more of an impact if the shit part was juxtaposed against gentle, clean parts anyway.  You could really experience the shit (and laugh).