Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Looks like you were born be a Wonkerer



This movie is perfect.  This movie was made because the producer's daughter suggested it be made into a movie after reading the book.  This movie is the only movie I've ever seen where the movie is better than the book.  Willy Wonka is like Jesus.  He's some guy who's figured it out.  Mr. Wonka created his dream world, saves an endangered species by hiring them to work in his dream world, doesn't have to talk to people he doesn't want to, has the best wardrobe ever, has crazy hair, fakes out an audience by coming out of seclusion with a cane and then falling and then doing a summersault and then jumping up, is witty, is honest, is caring and loving, is my hero, creates whatever he wants to, ties it all together because it is all under one roof, has a wonkavator, has the world's only chocolate river that is churned by chocolate, made up a fruit and turned it into my favorite candle scent, has lickable wallpaper for nursery room walls, has an office where everything is cut in half, employs Mr. Wilkinson who pretends to be Slugworth and a shrink,  changed my life and continues to inspire me daily, would be my religion if I had one, transports chocolate bars by television, is not self-conscious, doesn't need to win the lottery to be happy, creates world-wide pandemonium, understands the brilliance of children, invented exploding candy for your enemies but hasn't gotten it quite right yet.

The whole movie can be viewed on Youtube.com, here's a link to the first part.



"If the good lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates"
From what I learned off the dvd commentary, the suds used were very itchy.  It's the stuff sprayed on planes to melt ice.  Genius!



"I told you not to, silly boy"
I had the song he sings while on the bike typed as my screensaver at my last office job.  One day my boss walked by my vacant desk and read it.  When I got back he asked if he should know what it was.  He was confused.  Just an example of how wrong the job was for me...lol



Last but not least, here is the scene that gets cut 90% of the time if you see it on tv.  It's hoakey but it's a musical so it's supposed to be. 




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Haha, it's just a test.  You really win.  The chocolate, but so much more.  Try...The Grand and Glorious Jackpot!

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